Kids have names? I'm a thing. Eeeee! Now say "nuclear wessels"!
You're going to do his laundry? Fetal stemcells, aren't those controversial? Oh yeah, good luck with that. I just told you! You've killed me! It's a T. It goes "tuh".
I daresay that Fry has discovered the smelliest object in the known universe! Okay, I like a challenge.